About

When people see me they're surprised that I am as old as I am; when people talk to me they are surprised that I am as young as I am.

A lot of people say I have a quick temper, but a lot of people don't know me. I think it is this way, that I tend to become easily pissed off by those who in fact do not know me, since they therefore do not know how to handle me. I'll let the logic speak for itself.

My sense of humor is very much alive but now and then sick just like you and me. Unnaturally healthy is such a boring concept anyway.

I only have two moods, one is named Jekyl and from the other I hide.

I strongly dislike Mark Twain, and side with Poe and Baudelaire.

I care to say no more at this time.

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